Wednesday 31 January 2007 : Dear Deer...

I think you are lovely from a distance. I enjoy watching you from the window, or parading with tails held high across a field. However, when I happen upon you on the way home and rather then alighting, you stare me down and then huff loudly, I become a little frightened. Please do not pummel me with your hooves.

Sincerely,

Your neighbor Clear