The princess and the prawns

Saturday evening mayhem in the form of an indoor soft play disco party, complete with deep fried food and plenty of sugar.

The girls somehow manage to remain serene and presentable until the end, the boys however look like disheveled boiled prawns.

My lovely son kept everyone entertained during the food part by eating chips dipped in jelly and hinting at the possibility of regurgitation.

He's having his imminent birthday party in this airless germ pit.

It goes against my better judgement.