Lifeform..

"So what's that? It looks like a bun.." Thanks Tony. I was going to try and pass this off as some weird undersea creature I had blipped whilst scuba-diving deep in uncharted territory of the Sargasso Sea at the personal request of Sir David Attenborough for his follow up series of The Blue Planet. Apparently he had spotted my impressive photographic skills when he happened to breakdown in our village at Christmas time (en route to filming an extremely rare albino alsatian in the park) and had to take shelter from the mad village butcher in the chapel - whereupon he discovered several neglected Christmas cards with my photos on....long story cut short....teaching is cast aside as I take up my new role as first camerawoman.

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