Sunday 13 March 2011: Name that poo
I was supposed to be out enjoying the wilderness on my bike today, but had to pull out yesterday due to some mysterious middle-aged back injury. (Mysterious in that I have no idea what caused it and middle-aged in that it was probably caused by something really dull like getting out of the bath.)
So I found myself back at the flat unearthing more obscenities, including a cosy nest and piles of animal shite behind the fridge.
Can you identify this poo? The round bits on the floor are about an inch across, which should give some sense of scale, and it was reasonably crumbly and fibrous. Would be good to know what I'm dealing with here.
When we got home, we found a fresh poo sitting on the pavement outside our house which needed no identification - it was clearly human.
Isn't the world full of lovely people?