Looking for Laddie

Jack's arch rival Laddie lives opposite and they have spent the 8 years we have lived there staring and barking at each other. Jack thinks it's a great game but because Laddie has attacked him once before and Jack knows he would not win the fight. In reality Jack is really rather scared of Laddie, but he talks a good fight!
In truth, if Laddie ever gets to Jack again he will tear Jack's heart out and eat it!!