RED.5

The unmentionable is a bad number for this auspicious day. So I skipped on to 5. : )

This is Jill. She knits and knows a lot about Victorian history.

What is she thinking?

(a) I think my iPhone is outdated
(b) Mr. Bennet, Mr. Darcy, get on with it!
(c) [censored]
(d) How many times must I hear about Lost?!
(e) My ang pow is late.