Wednesday 23 March 2011: Desperate for It
Women prefer chocolate to sex
Over half of women in the UK would rather curl up with a chocolate bar than have sex, according to a new survey.
"Chocolate provides guaranteed pleasure," reasoned one of the female subjects.
Tony Bilsborough, Cadbury's chocolate expert commented: "We know women enjoy eating chocolate, but we had no idea they liked it quite this much! Chocolate is clearly dear to the heart of many British women."
I don't choose cheese or chicken
I don't touch marzipan
Chocolate's my addiction
I indulge whenever I can
I gobble it for breakfast
I guzzle it for tea
Chock-a-block with chocolate?
Send for me
I may not have my own teeth
I may be overweight
But as a chocolate-chewing-chomper
I'm not just good - I'm GREAT!
Please don't prohibit chocolate
Don't impose a chocolate ban
I'm a chocoholic
A desperate dangerous WOMAN
And I need chocolate - NOW!
Copyright Bernadette Young 2011