Here's looking at you...

The plan was that I would sit on THE BENCH (dressed, I should explain, for the football match earlier!) and we would blip each other. But as you can see, from the camera pointing not quite in my direction, he was distracted by the resting street entertainers on the bench next door.

'You wouldn't have done that a year ago!'

Actually, they were nice young fellas and we had an interesting chat about their red equipment.