Rupert

the cad


Well hello there.

Yes, that's right. My name's Rupert.
That's OK. I'm used to being recognised.

Autograph? Why of course.
Who shall I make it out to?

Kylie. That's nice.

Actually Kylie, I was wondering.

Would you like to come for a ride?
Yes. I thought you might.
You can join me here,
on the back seat.

Bit of a squeeze. That's it,
snuggle up close. Nice and tight.
(I bet you are).

OK and off we go.

No, nothing's wrong.
I'm just very pleased to see you, dear.

Ding! Dong!