MISSING MAC

In this day and age where at a push of a button we can reign down terror on all those that oppose us, at the flick of a switch we can control a network of power, with the twist of a scalpel we can give hope and life to millions, does it take three whole weeks for me to get a new Internet connection. My trusty old iMac is gathering dust in the corner, the MacBook patiently awaits it's keys to be caressed, roll on Thursday, I don't know if I can hold out much longer. To be honest I have been using a dongle thing but it's costing the earth to get anything done.