Saturday 9 April 2011: The Hairy Kojaks
While the womenfolk went out in search of their youth, us menfolk fuelled up the childrenfolk with fish, chips and sugar.
"I'm hungry, where is my dinner?" said Sadie.
"They're out catching the fish", said I.
"Why are they chatting to the fish?", came the reply.
What a fab three they are.