I found him!

... the Gormless Goat! There were a few Poncers hanging around scaring him though!!

Fair play to Mr Hoyle, the good sport that he is joined in the poncing.
He looked right at home!

Created a Blipmob Blipfolio, just 'cause I can: The Blipmob

Thanks to Blip Central for the warm welcome

Edit: I mention the ponce word 27,749% more than anyone - Is that possible?