Ladies' boobies

Having rushed over to look at my blip after spotting the thumbnail, I'm sure some of you will be disappointed to find nothing steamier than bras and knickers on sale at the market this morning. Sorry.

Ladies' boobies is what my son would call these mannequin torsos when he was a toddler. Arms flailing, he used to shreik "Ladies boobies" from his pushchair, causing people to stare, especially when he'd point at male mannequins, which he occasionally did. I believe the current term for large male boobs is "moobs," although we couldn't have known that 10 years ago.

The things you learn on Blip.