You know how when you get a dictionary...

Well, we got a gaelic to english dictionary for the shop for translations for customers (Beth will be pleased) and on flicking through to see what the gaelic word for table was (just any random word for poops and hee hees) this was the start-to-finish title of a page that nearly floored me!

Didn't even need to look up the rude words as this was entertainment enough!