boldsans

By rubyjones

NEW *BUCKET*

Too much wedding hysteria on TV?
Relationship problems?
Hate your useless boss?
Spilt red wine on your favourite white horse?

Let NEW *BUCKET* come to the rescue.
Just stick your head into "BUCKET" wait a few hours,
and almost all your problems will go away.

For instance *BUCKET* helps you avoid the
most pressing relationship issues by assisting you
to ignore your partner in the most insulting way possible,
if lucky they will leave in the allotted *BUCKET* time,
et voila! No partner! No problems!

Available from all good high street stores/petrol stations/garden centres

* Not recommended for people who have suffered recent neck injuries.

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