Monday 9 May 2011: Mr Cockchafer's Visit
The phone rings early, The Mother, Oh dear, what can be wrong?
Get over here and blip this thing on the step!
A milk bottle?
No! Something very ugly!
Have you been and seen it?
No, but I just know that's what it will be.
It's on its back waving at me and I'm not waving back!
Oh, turn it right way up, I'll be over soon.
NOT ON YOUR LIFE! I'm closing the door in case it comes in.