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here, for your viewing pleasure, is a selection from everyone's favorite from the Blip Solid Gold Standards of the 2000's, "Raindrops on Window Screen with Painterly Background."

Act now! Because for only $19.95 (plus $75.95 shipping and handling) you can have all the greatest hits, such as: "Brooding Black and White Self-Portrait in Front of Mirror," "Endless Sea Scape (Winter)," "Endless Sea Scape (Winter-Revisited)," "Random Old Guy on Park Bench," "My Ridiculously Expensive Dinner," "Macro Spring Flower," "Macro Spring Flower With Raindrops," "Macro Spring Flower with Ladybug," and the classic "My Sleeping Lard-Ass Cat."

Call within the next fifteen minutes and we will send you a bonus gift: "The Best of Blowfish Blip Banter," a mind-numbingly, asinine, and generally long-winded collection of daily recollections from member from the blowfish's mouth. I mean who can forget such insightful nuggets as "[Today I] hit up the bike shop for some new bar end-plugs since I'd lost one last Wednesday" (from March 24th) or the hilariously frank declaration "I ate entirely too much cheese" (a golden oldie from waaaay back on March 5th--one to tell the grandkids about!). 'Too much cheese,' that's rich! What a glaring comment on the state of our decadent society right there folks, spoken with such authority!

Please allow 14-18 months for shipping.