Set your mower running

When we first moved into the house, a man came to the door and introduced himself as "Frank, the bloke who cuts the grass". To be honest, we saw no reason to change the arrangement he'd had with the previous owners.

This year though, Frank's decided to retire.

Which now makes me the bloke who cuts the grass.

It's probably a sign that you've reached a certain age when you think of a lawnmower as your new toy.