She left me on Friday...

By DiscoDown

Hey blondie...

Tonight I spent the evening with a tall blonde and my wife didn't even care. My wife demanded a cold Stella Artois Cidre and a rest on the couch in return for turning a blind eye to my ravaging of said tall blonde on the adjacent couch.

What a sordid and exciting life I lead.

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