Entry 366 - Royal wave

"Place the SOLAR QUEEN in sunlight and watch Her Majesty wave with a subtle twist of the wrist. This gesture, cultivated over centuries, is the true mark of royalty. We recreate the Queen in minature to pay homage to the real life version. God save her. The SOLAR QUEEN comes in three stylish but dignified pastel colors. The solar panel on her handbag is her power supply. So she never needs batteries, which means she may just wave forever."

That is what it actually says on the packaging. "stylish but dignified" hahaha its a plastic waving Queen! Whats dignified about that?! Jonny is in the background here, he thought it would be a perfect gift, not as a homophobic insult lol, but because I introduced him to Queen UK twitter page, which is hilarious.

She has been waving all morning.