F***ing Jet Skiers

They had come early this year, but he was ready this time.As he cocked his SA80 feeding a bullet into the breach, he went through his breathing ritual and lined the cross hairs on the fuel tank, it had to be the tank shot to make a statement, then unfortuantly I woke up.
We are plagued by the Neo Nazi's that come under the guise of Jet Skiers here in Portobello sur mer.It is a bit like having a motorbike driven up and down for hours outside your window, only more noisy.They choose the stretch of water next to dwellings despite the vast choice which would cause less noise pollution.
This chap was going round and round on the same spot for about 20 mins, I can only hope he caught pneumonia (or worse).
Here is my list of my top ten most hated things in the world feel free to respond.

1) F***ing Jet skiers
2) Mrs Thatcher
3) F***ing Jet Skiers
4) George W Bush
5) Nuclear waste
6) F***ing Jet Skiers
7) The Royal Family
8) The Royal Family
9) The Royal Family
10) F***ing Jet Skiers