this is G. Beardsley. that is his real name. he cut my hair tonight. i needed a new look, a new bowlful of self-esteem. and that is something that a trip to a real salon can do (this was my first time in...forever, possibly). holy fuck, I got a scalp massage, a beard wash, face rub, a hot towel, and everything. i would do just fine as a rich person.