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After a meeting at the bank to discuss my financial needs, I came away apparently 'needing' two hundred quid a month's worth of cover to see me through every eventuality. Hmmmmm.... Let's me think about that for a nanosecond. Erm, no. This included £14 a month to pay for my funeral.

Leaving the bank with the thoughts that I may well lose a leg, eye or die a slow and horrible death in the foreseeable future, I went down to the Grassmarket for a stroll and a life-affirming blast of caffeine.