Sunday 23 October 2011: Caught
I took Matthew and his pal to see The Three Musketeers today.
They were guilty of talking non-stop during our journey and meal (the world's best cars and worst internet security software, mostly).
But they really weren't guilty of pulling this guy's pants down.
I'm not saying they wouldn't have done it, but this is how it was when we arrived on the scene. Honest.