Wednesday 14 December 2011: WARNING - may contain nuts.
It was a slightly offbeat concept that I wanted to share with you briefly. It made me smile. A bit. Of course, it doesn't really work because these are screws, not nuts. They might even be bolts, which, actually, would work slightly better than calling them screws - who ever heard of going out to buy some "screws and bolts" for a DIY project. Not me.
Anyway, look, I'm going to pop out to get some tea. When I get back I may change this - if I snap something interesting on my walk to the co-op for a microwave meal for one. Meal for one? Hmm, wonder why that is. Perhaps paragraph one sheds some light. Maybe not. Who knows. Not me.
Er, Hello? Anyone there? Testing one two...