Sunday 18 December 2011: ho-ho-ho
For most of today, like yesterday, I have worn an elf costume. It has bells on it around the neck and shoulders (clearly visible in this shot). It has pointy bits on the sleeves (clearly visible in this shot). It has a hat (which you may also be able to see).
I only took it off as the missus wouldn't let me wear it in to town. I put it back on to wrap presents when we got home, and too cook our second christmas meal in 2 days. Didn't have the over hot enough today though so the roast spuds were more like, well, spuds.
you: please tell me you had children visiting?
me: but that would be a lie.
you: it can't be. Please.
me: no kids visited today. Why is that upsetting you?
you: it's the only explanation I can think of for a grown man opting to wear an elf costume. But thankfully you qualified your statement with "today" so at least kids were round yesterday, that explains why you wore it then.
me: hmmm, nope, no visitors yesterday.
you: ok I give up. I was trying to convince myself you weren't totally odd.
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