From where i stand!!!

By Dancingninja

My what lovely eyes you have!!

Zaks eyes, i love his eyes they have an unusual brown fleck in just one of them, i quite often say take your glasses off i want to see those lovely eyes!! Right i am probably scaring you as well as myself now for sharing that little piece of information, but you have to admit they are unusual!!

Today i have been to the gym and i have walked Zak and the dogs. I was surprised when Zak said he'd come with me usually can't remove him from his chair, but he did and it was lovely, we met a lady and her 2 little gorgeous jack russels, even though they were cute they did insist on raping Rex and Rosie!! My 2 poor little thing didn't know how to react to this so they rolled over on their bellies all legs up in the air! Don't think this has happened to them before!!

Oh and the amount of bloody dog pooh about where people just don't pick up after their pooches i of course do, it's just disgusting i had to dodge so much of it there's nothing worse than getting home and realising you've stood in some!! These people should remember there's no such thing as the dog pooh fairy they have topic it up themselves!! Little rant over and now on to something a little lighter for the day!!!

I sat and had a coffee with one of the girls and she was saying about her 90 year old mother who lives in Ireland. Anyways she had been really worried about her cause she'd rang up and told her that her skin had gone yellow. so she said to her mum i think you better cal the doctor out it could be jaundice, so she called the doctor out who gave her antibiotics and said if it wasn't clear by the Monday she would have to go into hospital for some tests. Her other daughter and niece went round to check on her, whilst they were there the niece said have you changed your face cream granny??
Well she said i ran out of moisturiser so i used that cream in Trish's room!!
On further inspection they realised she'd been using johnson's holiday moisturising cream with fake tan!!!! My friend showed me a picture it was hilarious she had like a tyde line round her forehead of fake tan!! I nearly wet myself laughing!!!

Now i have to go and clear up we are off out tonight to some friends for the evening not sure who's going it's the ninja lot so should be nice not seen any of them in ages as i haven't been going, that of course will change in the new year i have a brown belt to get in March and if i don't go i obviously won't get it!!

:) X



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