Wednesday 25 January 2012: King of his castle...
698/365: ... master of all he surveys (in his head!)
I took only rubbish pictures today, but Felix would like me to print off this one to take to show his teacher because he is itching to show him his new fort. We were also talking about going away for a few days for a birthday treat (and because we never got around to organising a birthday party for him) and he even asked if we could pack his castle then too!
He's currently carrying it back upstairs to his bedroom - he cannot be parted from it at the mo! Oh, I see he's now roped in Maddy to help. They're looking a little like Laurel and Hardy, 'to me, to you...'. All I need is to swap the castle for a piano... and it's comedy gold!
Hmmm... not lots else to say today. Actually, no, there is. I need to vent my spleen about things that annoy me about commuting...
1. Drivers who under-take on the motorway because they're bloody impatient
2. Spray coming off the road
3. Salty spray coming off the road
4. Lorries spraying you with salty spray which is coming off the road
5. Idiots who don't indicate
6. Idiots who ignore you indicating and cut you up regardless
7. The cost of petrol
8. The plug for my sat nav falling out of the cigarette sockety thing
9. Motorbikes who invent a spare lane on any road and ride up it scaring other drivers witless
10. Driving.
Actually, number 10 is the biggest problem. I just don't like driving. And to have to spend a significant part of my day doing it sucks.
When I rule the world I will have the entire University of Sheffield moved to my front doorstep so I only have to open the door to arrive at work. Obviously they'll have to rename it... and it won't fit... but those are the minor details one of my minions will sort out. *claps hands authoritatively*
PS I will also find the person who made my washing machine beep at the end of the cycle and lock him in a room with only the beep for company. For all eternity.
PPS ... and their evil twin who made the fridge beep when the door is left open, but not the freezer bit...
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