Sorting.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivaly,
Set Gryffindors apart.

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil.

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind.

Or perhaps in Slytherin,
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means,
To achieve their ends.

Today has been a very bad day.