Skiing is the sport for me

"Skiing is the sport for me.
My skis are new, as you can see.
Powder snow is on the hills.
Here I go to get some thrills."

"Skiing lessons are for kids.
These slopes are not the pyramids!
I'll just keep my two knees tight.
The book I read said that way's right."

"Hey! Skis go faster than I thought.
I wonder what I've really bought???
That ski book author was a clown.
He never mentioned UPSIDE-DOWN!"

"Yes, skiing is the sport for me
when followed up with surgery,
then ten weeks in full-body cast!
I wonder if the snow will last???"