Shellfish

Continuing on the theme of the last few days as I'm feeling a bit crabby today. No valentines card. I know, how shellfish of me :)

More fishy jokes...

What do you get when you cross an ape with a shellfish?
A shrimpanzee.

Why are fish so clever?
The swim around in schools.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they come with their own scales.

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!

Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.

What lies on the sea bed and shakes?
A nervous wreck

What fish is asked to sign autographs?
A starfish.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.