A perspective from above

I have many dislikes, if I began to list them there would be no room for pictures. If I spent as many hours moaning as I do working, I would be a master of my craft. I could probably take up a new pastime in the hours I spend being uncouth about her lack of glamour or his lack of intelligence.

A touch of unpleasantness is human, but elegance begs for a more considered opinion.