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Just as we were about to jump for joy at the all-encompassing ecstasy of the steadily approaching departure of the icky guests from shiteville, we were individually, but equally astonished as they launched forward with kisses, embraces + adoring thanks for the wonderful week they'd had; smothering us with gratitude and well wishes, they stuffed razor sharpened wadges of the finest shade of gold coloured Euro notes into each of our hands before embarking on their final stop off to a castle in Geneva for high lunch. Dumbfounded + suitably mesmerised with this turn of events, after resigning ourselves to the inevitability of no-chance-in-hell-we're-gonna-get-tipped-this-week mentality- but more so, the transformation from the crippling filthy unimpressed scathing looks to an actual real life embrace! It certainly spurred us on to floor a changeover in record short lengths of time before the next lot- a rowdy bunch of red faced boozy Belgians racked up on the stroke of 4pm to begin their version of a 7 day riot in Maya. Streams of blonde haired angelic kids were all of a sudden churning over the chalet, and as always I realised there was absolutely no point in sculpting the curtains so they'd fall in a certain way or fidget over the precise symmetrical presentation of the towels that perched on the king size beds awaiting their new ski dreamers. Fantastically so, I was then however, off shift- for apparently the first time in this unforgiving week that has now passed, but provided us with thickened skin and a few comical stories to unwind over some time in the future when the shuddering memory of flabaghasting penetration has eradicated itself from our diary of experiences out here. And the elation set in as a result of the temporary shedding of accountability, allowing a mild surging of euphoria to develop, especially when Jez N Johnno N Dimi N Simona came to play for the evening. We made canapés from stale bread, gourmet olive tapenade accompanied with a stampeding through a c r a t e of avocadoes, playing cards, gampering + giggling about and : wow, discovering these wonder-wonkers on Spotify : l i s t e n !