A good life balance.

Regular Irn Bru:
Online porn.
Butter.
Manolos.
Swearing.
Sex in hotel rooms.
Fuck off bag.

Diet Irn Bru:
Scrabble.
Low fat spread.
Birkenstocks.
Frowning.
Sex in silence.
Bag for life.


I want things on both lists.
See what a well balanced girl I am?