Monday 5 March 2012: You are mine...
Maud: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes, *snap* you're under. I have not been taking your slippers and running about outside with them,, I have not been chasing the stray cat Portia, i have not been eating unmentionables in the park, I have not been barking at the dark in the conservatory roof. Indeed, I am a perfect dog in every way. *snap* You're back in the room.
Now all I need to do is something cute and she'll be mine, all mine. Mwah aha
(*sings* " Take on me, take me on... I'll be gone in a day or two..." - sorry about this bit. It's for the 80s throwbacks among you - aprecious)