Erm

I have lost the power of speech, or at least the power to mentally form words which may be spoken, or in this case, typed. I can't think of a title at all. Have you seen Alexander playing the piano before? He's very tuneful, actually. Maybe I should get him a wig and tell him he's Mozart.

He's sitting on the case of the piano accordion I haven't learnt to play. I do have Grade 1 piano though.

You will note we haven't exactly got everything back to rights since the workmen have been. The plaster takes 3 weeks to dry.