Mamma Mia

My owner is going to a 'Mamma Mia' night at the St Ives Arts Club.

Roughly translated, that means she's going to dress up in these flares and blouse, drink copious quantities of alcohol and start singing Abba songs?!

I'm not going so why on earth do you think she's dressed me up in this Abba Tshirt. ...................I'm sat here feeling like a complete pratt!!!