Mini Mr & Mrs C
Mr C has ballerina ankles. I don't. Never have. Always wanted them. Instead I grew up in wellies and live in trainers.
Chrissy is shoe mad, they dont have to be hers, they dont have to be a pair. She likes to run around naked with a variety of odd shoes which can be discarded with great high kicking gusto and replaced at will.
Traffic watching, Tractors mainly. Fuck all else to do in Elm. Well, that and flashing ;)