Thursday 22 March 2012: Off to Silicon Boob Valley
Bye bye, Angela and Guido.
It is with an equal measure of joy and sadness that Colm-I-know-all-there-is-to-know-about-80's-music and I saw you off last night.
Sadly we were unable to establish a Skype link with Happy-in-Croydon. Them smart phones, they are not that smart if you ask me.
Please please please do not ever, under any circumstance, let your neighbours know that you do not have a telly.
Or you will be booted out of the country.
Ongar's loss is San Francisco's gain from Saturday next.
Stay in touch!
(You too Colm-I-know-the-names-of-all-members-of-Bon-Jovi's-band. You'd better not skip me next time you visit the Mistake Factory!)