Thursday 5 April 2012: Levitation
I can see your house from up here!
Following yesterdays fatal attack with the shovel, I appear to be on my way to heaven...
My halo seems to have slipped, and why has it changed colour?
It is black!!!!
Oh no, that cannot be a good sign.
Hold on, I seem to be descending now, and it is getting very hot down here....
Is that sulphur I can smell???