Housework never killed anyone...

"You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again"
Joan Rivers

I am not perfect (nearly, obviously.) I have some habits that are a bit eccentric. For example, I sit like a strumpet, apparently. I drink from the cats' water dish on the window sill. I like the pith of oranges (sounds like an episode of Doctor Who.) Also I bark at the Hoover. I do not like it - it is an evil creature from planet Zarg and must be defeated. I've noticed that aprecious is vacuuming less and less frequently. I overheard her saying, "Some battles are not worth fighting!" and then lying on the sofa for a snooze...

Postscript at 1:45pm. I have been on the planet for 46 years. For the first time today I actually forgot to eat breakfast. I am very worried about me - first wearing frisbees as a fashion accessory, today no food. Another reason for a lie down.