Wednesday 2 May 2012: Mind the gap
Luca got a fright this morning when he realised that the hysterically happy model-with-the-gap-between-her-front-teeth-for-the-sake-of-commercial-neo-realism had been given an even more distinctive gap between her teeth by a disgruntled consumer who thinks that gaps-between-front-teeth are not a laughing matter, or shouldn't lead to one's state of highly publicised obscene joviality.
Except that he did not really get scared. It's called acting.
If he found missing front teeth scary, I guess that he would have applied for foster care with another family a long time ago.