Stormtrooper Dave VS Boba Fett ( And The Tardis)

Storm Trooper Dave was a bit drunk. It was happy hour in the pub on board The Death Star and he & Boba Fett had one drink too many.

Boba Fett kept on boasting about how Slave 1 was the fastest ship in the galaxy, and Stormtropper Dave thought he was just being a dick. So he told him so, and then he told him about the ship that Vader seized just that morning. It was stored in the hanger bay, the Minellium eagle, or some other bollocks name like that.

Apparently it did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

Boba Fett thought that was bullshit, so challenged him to a race.

"Let's do the fucken Kessel Run." He shouted after downing his 17th pint of the night.

"Alright you bounty hunting bastard! Prepare to be humiliated."

So they snuck down to the hanger bay, Stormtrooper Dave bribed Stormtrooper Jeff with a copy of "Slave girls of Tatooine" on Blu Ray, so Stormtrooper Jeff wandered back to his quarters and left the bay unguarded.

Stormtrooper Dave hot wired the ship and shot out of the hanger bay like an ewok with a speeder bike up it's arse.

The race began, it was neck and neck, Boba Fett used his secret thrusters to come right along side the cockpit of the ship Stormtrooper Dave was drunkly attempting to fly and Boba Fett gave Dave the finger.

Dave went Mental!

He used his blasters on Slave 1 and Boba started to lose speed, Dave sped off into the distance and completed the Kessel run, and he only took TEN parsecs!!

"In your fucken face Boba Bitch!." Stormtrooper Dave shouted to himself in celebration.

He checked his sensors and spotted Boba was not far behind him, and there was a strange blue rectangular box just behind Boba. And an even stranger wheezing noise......