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Tuesday 8 May 2012: Mac goes under the knife!

You know it's bad news when the two Apple geniuses look at your screen and mutter, "I've never seen one do that before!"

Fun times at the docs this morning, despite being near death I asked my favourite pharmacist at the surgery for the morning after pill, only for her to fall over laughing while Mrs Booty said, "Fat chance!" Now I know how Sarkozy feels, rejected and laughed at.

I was chatting to some neighbours about the travails of my existence, from the vantage point of the passenger seat as Mrs B did her chauffeuse bit. One of them takes great pride in the condition of his vehicles. When I observed that his new cat was sharpening her claws on the seats of his new car he went Nuclear. Funny old world.

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