Thursday 10 May 2012: Behold..
.. The lesser spotted puddle stomper.
A close relation to Peppa Pig though less prone to jumping in muddy puddles, a characteristic probably determined by its parents dislike of being splashed in muddy water. It's much more likely to be seen wading or squelching with the occasional cheeky splash.
It's most at home when squishing about in dirty water despite its vaguely OCD approach to random muck. "but it's diiiiiiiiiirty" is a common call, completely at odds to its fondness of puddles.
This creature is particularly enjoying the grotty weather we're experiencing at the moment.