Something for the weekend Sir....?

I visited Paul the Barber yesterday in Lyme Regis, to have my 6 weekly haircut! Paul's been cutting hair here since before we moved to Lyme 24 years ago. He's a nice guy & a great source for the local news!

Now, I'm not a man with flowing locks as you can tell, and I was telling Paul that I once said at a Dinner Party that "No matter what, Paul spends 15 minutes with you cutting your hair" when a now "ex-mate" of mine said "What do you do for the remaining 13 minutes"? Cheeky sod!