Dragon

I would fight dragons for you
Or carry heavy shopping
I would take a bullet for you

I would save you from drowning
(Although I can't swim)
I would learn to swim for you

I would pull you from the path of a speeding car
Fight off with a chair the tiger that had, conveniently, escaped from a zoo
I would do long division for you

I would fight dragons for you
If only they were real
But I can't help you fight the dragons in your head