First/Last pint

His first drink this year (no idea where he gets his willpower from!)
His last pint from his penniless parents.

He has now moved (correction his father has moved) his huge tv out of his bedroom and fixed it up on his new living room wall (or rather his father went out, bought a bracket, drilled and fixed it to his new living room wall and somehow managed to attach the tv to it). Surely it can't be long now?