Underneath the bridge smells of wee ...

This is what Lucy called to me from under the said bridge as she reached it before I did ... We did a four mile walk today including the canal tow path between a lane near us and finishing almost in Stratford town centre . Lucy was not wrong IT DID smell of urine. I also spotted a discarded condom and a lone sock... Next to the sock was an empty packet of wotsits ( red cheesy flavour chips for you in the U.S. Of A ) I deduced from these clues that someone has had protected sex,been so frisky their sock shot off and they need the wotsits to give them an energy boost.