1699

I reckon out if those 1699 blips I've probably drank at least that many mojitos, zero Russian Cocaines (you know who you are), I've seen my children change before my eyes from little shits to bigger shits, met some rather fabulous blippers, not met some blippers I would dearly love to share a drink with,  had some amazing holidays which previously I would not have documented, been to more shit holes for work in the UK than you can shake a stick at (only because I picked up a camera to start blipping), and probably sported at least 699 different hairstyles. 

I'd really love to do it all again.